We listened to you! Now, for fuck sake just stop sending us all those emails about setting up a Facebook page and getting more active on Twitter and the blog. FINE!!! We will start now! Although, gotta admit that Twitter is not going to be our main thing, so lets stick with Facebook in the beginning.
Seriously, you guys are impressive and very loveable indeed for politely and not so politely (someone actually emailed us: Hey dickfaces, set up your Facebook page or I’ll eat my sisters bunny rabbit)…
We do like all our readers, and anyone who comments (you guys are especially in our hearts!), sends emails and virtual hugs (we even got pics of boobies from a very happy reader- thanks they were very lovely).
So, whats going on this year?
Lots of shit. Lots.of.shit! Well, at least more than last year. Where to start? First of all, we are awake now and stopped mind travelling around the globe with Jules Verne, which means, more time for CouchPopcorn! Wohoo!
Secondly, we have the Facebook page done and published!!! I know you bastards are happy as fuck now, so you can now go there and do Facebooking. Spread that page like pigeons spread poopoo on people. See if it goes somewhere.
Thirdly, umm, we will be making the page more reactive to your smartphones, so that you can access CouchPopcorn from Greenland and Alaska while riding the Huskies around (seriously, we have readers in Greenland).
What can you do in our Facebook page? Well, you know that we’ve never been a normal blog, not even close, and we don’t want to be, anyway. CouchPopcorn is the oddball of movie blogs, so we invite our readers to get weird on our Facebook page, too. Help people to avoid shitty movies and TV series – you’ll be heroes. Help people to find awesome movies, TV shows, Documentaries and sites to watch them on. We looooove Movie trailers, and we’re hooked on Apple Trailers, so tip us on awesome new trailers that you think people should check out, then SHARE IT ON OUR FUCKING FACEBOOK page! That’s what its for.
We are also going to launch (finally) our VERY much anticipated Mindfuck list 2, tomorrow. So be prepared for that, build expectation and spread the fucker around once it goes live!
You probably noticed that the site is becoming less of a wasters paradise, and becoming more of a movie blog, with the fancy menu options (see if we’ll get something on there) and an actual About us page. Holy shit, we might be maturing!
You should especially take notice of the Write For us page, where we invite our readers to share the love. Check it out and do get in touch with us!
Thats it for now.
Now, go make cookies!